The Talking Doberman For Sale Joke

A man was driving down a road and noticed a sign in front of a house that said, “Talking dog for sale”.

Curious, he stops and rings the doorbell. The owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The man heads to the backyard and sees a Doberman.

“Do you talk?” he asks the Doberman.
“Yes I do”, the Doberman replies.

After the man recovers from the shock of hearing a dog speak, he says, “Wow, so what’s your story?”

The Doberman looks up and says, “Well, I discovered I could talk when I was young and I decided to help the government, so I worked for them. They had me travelling around the world, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders because no one expected a dog would be listening.”

“I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years, but all the travelling really tired me out and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down.”

“I moved on to a job at the airport doing undercover security work. I would wander near suspicious people and listen to their conversations. I uncovered some incredible information and was awarded many medals. Later I got married, had a litter of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”

The man was amazed. He goes back inside and asks the owner how much he wants for the talking doberman.

“50 bucks,’” the guy says.

“50 bucks?! That dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”

“Because he’s a bloody liar. He never did any of that stuff”


  1. Jess said:

    My dobie talks to me all the time, she tells me when she needs to go out, when she wants something, and when she wants me to take a bone off of one of the other dogs and give it to her. She thinks its “all about the dobie”

    October 14, 2011
  2. Leigh Ashman said:

    Just like a dobie I know!!

    June 29, 2011
  3. Wendy Forster said:

    Love it – just like my dobie!!

    June 28, 2011
  4. Lani Lovin said:

    Oh I know what they are saying, and they don’t think I know! Poor, poor depraved animals!

    December 29, 2010

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